So this weekend is Cocaine awareness weekend. Yes you did read that properly. The glorified county council in Edinburgh are wasting yet more of our money, highlighting to "revellers" the dangers of using cocaine.
Community Safety Minister Fergus Ewing (aka Principal Nanny) said: "Many young people are not aware of the risks involved in cocaine use and the Scottish government want to ensure they have all the facts by providing clear information in pubs, clubs and student unions."
Give the young the facts about cocaine use. Did I miss the meeting when coke was legalised?
Contrast this liberal, namby pamby, "understanding and getting down with the kids whilst they indulge in illegal activities" bullshit with the rhetoric they save for moderate alcohol drinkers. You know that (just about) legal drug. You have a couple of glasses of wine on a Friday night after a hard week at work and you're a binge drinking, anti-social pariah who should be shot at dawn.
Snort coke and you're a young, liberal free thinking citizen, exercising your right to participate in illegal activities - as long as you have the facts, which have been helpfully passed to you by the caring government.
What next - Government Ministers out and about checking it before the cokeheads snort it to see if it's 100% pure or if someone has chucked some bicarbonate of soda in it.
Coming soon - Alex Salmond in Soul Bar, nodding his head at a gang of neds saying, "that's good shit dudes"
What is this country coming to?
Simple recommendation today for the music - it has to be Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel - White Lines (Don't do it), which should be the message being given........
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Here, here MacBeth. Instead I would suggest an Awareness Awareness Weekend, where everyone becomes aware of just what the feckin feck we're put on God's planet for. Even better - make the Council Building in Auld Reekie into kindlers for auld folk's coal fires & shot the lot of them with a ball of their ain shi** !!
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